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Old 04-30-2011, 07:47 AM  
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Originally Posted by RadicalSights View Post
http://forum.ebaumsworld.com/showthread.php?t=216341

this thread cracked me up....

Reminded me of this girlfriend I had when I was 19... fealt like I was sticking my Dick into a garbage bag....

But yet.. here's what I don't understand... I remember one time I completely banged the hell out of her..... like totally just wrecked her from behind....... It was actually more out of necessity than anything else... to build up enough friction so that I could actually cum.....

I am not like freakishly big or anything.. about 6 1/2 inches.. and when it was all over she put out her hand and said.... look how much I am shaking... and had the Racoon eyes going from the runny mascara... (you know you've done your job at that point)

Now here's the part I don't get.... If I didn't feel a damn thing and had to literally bring myself to complete exhaustion just to get enough friction going to cum... then how the hell did she get so worked up over it if she was so lose to begin with? I mean if I fealt no friction.....then how the hell did she feel anything?

anyway, we eventually broke up... she lived about an hour away and the driving was getting to me... a month later though.. she called me up for a litte more.
Cracked me up... haha, those lack of kegel muscle big pussies are no fun. Pelvic organ prolapse
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