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Old 04-26-2011, 08:54 AM  
Rochard
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Years ago I worked for a workman's comp insurance company, and every so often we paid out death benefits. We got this one case...

It was a migrant worker who came up from Mexico and lived on the farm with two dozen other migrant workers. One night they are all drinking, he gets up to go take a piss, never comes back. Morning comes, no sign of him, the cops are called. He left behind his car, his wallet, all of his clothes.

Turned out he took a piss off a small dock on a sewage sludge pond. He fell, hit his head on the way, knocked himself out, and drown in cow poop or whatever it was. A month later they found him when they drained the pond.
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