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Old 04-20-2011, 06:25 AM  
mpahlca
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Originally Posted by DamianJ View Post
It's a dreadful email.

What on earth does:

"It's a unique oppurtunity for you to explore the intimacy of our fascinating models"

mean?



I redrafted it:

***Special one time offer***

Hi Steve,

I know you like quality, because you used to be a member of DeluxePass.com. I've got some great news for you. I managed to secure you a trial membership to the best adult site on the web for just a buck! And if you then decide you wanna join, I've got you 10% off the cost of that too!

Being a connoisseur you'll already know twistys.com, but did you know that you can actually interact with the models when you're a member? There are free live shows, you can email them, comment on their amazingly hot pictures and videos and see live behind the scenes studio cams too. They update the site every day and have a gajamillion girls on there already.

Check out the tour here.

Get your $1 access here.

Enjoy!

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This email was sent to you because you used to be a member of deluxepass.com. If you no longer wish to receive this amazing offers, please click this link.
Thanks D will use that one next time.
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