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Old 05-31-2003, 10:48 AM  
gruffy
So Fucking Banned
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Canuckastan
Posts: 776
Quote:
Originally posted by dav555add


HO are not bad, if you come upon one you must do the following:
-Take out your extra strenght condom
-Have the ho get in doggy style position
-Discreetly spray her behind with "old spice" (If she's a HO, she might not smell like lavender!!!)
-Fuck the HO
-Tell her she was fine and give her your phone number (a burger king number or other worthless number)
-Go home and add the Ho to your Ho fucking black book...

Remember don't ever fall in love with a ho.

You can take a ho off the street but you can't take the street outta the ho.
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