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Originally posted by [Labret]
when people find out you work in smut, they have a tendency to want to tell you what kind of freak they are. Like you are some sort of kindred spirit.
some people find it a blessing, some people find it a curse.
I personally dont want a fat crazy bitch telling me how much she loves to give head, and it has happened more times than I care to remember.
if a girl is gonna open up and tell you what kinda freak she is, she a ho. ho = bad.
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HO are not bad, if you come upon one you must do the following:
-Take out your extra strenght condom
-Have the ho get in doggy style position
-Discreetly spray her behind with "old spice" (If she's a HO, she might not smell like lavender!!!)
-Fuck the HO
-Tell her she was fine and give her your phone number (a burger king number or other worthless number)
-Go home and add the Ho to your Ho fucking black book...