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Old 04-17-2011, 06:51 AM  
Paul Markham
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Originally Posted by SimonScans View Post
I had no idea porn surfers looked at photographer CVs before taking a risk and tugging one out. Excuse me if I don't go sign up for any MAs in arse gaping or fuck of and join the British Society of Master Cunt Photographers, I'm busy this week SHOOTING PORN.

Whatever you or anyone else says about Paul he has made and sold a fuck ton of porn.

Nothing else matters.

Read the book, decide for yourself it's any good.

And you say Brno like its a bad thing. But then, you've never fucking been, so what the fuck would you know? Oh that's right. Your opinions count for so much more than anyone's direct experience. Bit like the shootings of porns really.
My Brother is in his 4th year and will soon take his Masters Degree in Photography. He shoots great pictures that I would be proud of.

He will never earn a penny from Photography, like the rest of his class.

My niece did the same in Art Uni. She now works for a charity company and nothing to do with art.

My cousin went to Drama College, graduated with degrees. Works for a holiday company.

I left school at 14. Worked as a chef and dress designer/pattern cutter until 27. I was trained as a pattern maker in dress manufacturing. Never earned a great deal in those 2 job.

Became an untrained salesman selling office furniture. Sold millions of pounds worth, to the end user, sometimes in one sale. In 1980s I was earning 6 figures a year. GBP not $. Quit to be a pornographer because I was earning more at porn. Another job I had never been trained to do.

I reckon a Million men a month were spilling seed over my pictures, EVERY MONTH. For years and years. Not sure if they give out diplomas for that.
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