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Old 04-17-2011, 04:00 AM  
SimonScans
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You will need a page about the author...


Born....

Studied at the university of photography and porn production...finished with BA, MA ? Bsc ? etc

Has a degree in Marketing from the London School of Busines

Has won the following prizes for photography and video making, XBIZ etc

Has taught xxxxx at the the school of xxxxxx for x years

Is a member of the elite British Society of XXXXXX?

Has worked for

Won prizes and distinctions for work on


His hobbies are Czech cinema of the 60s and cabbage growing.

And he lives in the lovely town of Brno with his beautiful Czech wife.
I had no idea porn surfers looked at photographer CVs before taking a risk and tugging one out. Excuse me if I don't go sign up for any MAs in arse gaping or fuck of and join the British Society of Master Cunt Photographers, I'm busy this week SHOOTING PORN.

Whatever you or anyone else says about Paul he has made and sold a fuck ton of porn.

Nothing else matters.

Read the book, decide for yourself it's any good.

And you say Brno like its a bad thing. But then, you've never fucking been, so what the fuck would you know? Oh that's right. Your opinions count for so much more than anyone's direct experience. Bit like the shootings of porns really.
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