Quote:
Originally Posted by DBS.US
 but mom, it's not a .xxx site, it's a .com I didn't know there was going to be porn on it |
Then....
Mom calls congressman "Mr. Dickhead politician, why do you allow there to be porn on .com sites. Little Johnny just went to a .com website and saw girls getting gang banged. Why isn't all porn moved over to .xxx so I can block it and protect my kids from it!!!"
"Ma'am, I thought that is why they created .xxx to protect kids, I don't know why there is still porn on .com. I will talk to my fellow congressman and see what we can do about this. Will you vote for me again? "
Couple years later, on GFY after a republican president is in office and there is republican control the house and senate...
you see new posts: " Oh fuck, can you believe this new legislation they are trying to pass...."
The few people left making money from porn reply:
"adapt or die"
"links pulled"
(Lawley laughs his way all the way to the bank
)
/ the end