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here's an idea -- boneprone you should kick me out of the family just for practice to exercise your powers... lensman will lock me out of GFY -- there will be a big fiasco that will take months off my life... I'll end up in poverty and walk the streets in rags vending my latest paintings on cardboard... it would be so dramatic -- we could get a film crew to follow me around sleeping on park benches... it would make a great film... how one man's life was changed by the BP4L -- a true life riches to rags story of the legendary Brunet destined for greatness... Then sell this shit to the museums -- they will make a fortune on the video tapes -- and the traveling exhibition can be all the stuff from my bedroom... bits and pieces of my miserable life as a pornographer turned artist... Throw down some mad bling bling and make me look like gazillionaire tycoon -- have all that in Rotunda A, then have my other life -- the starving poor artist objects -- broken paint brushes, pizza-box pallettes, stained underwear... Really starving artist gritty stuff that people want to see -- they want to see blood and drugs and acoholism -- the whole aura... Do you really think these famous artists actually all died of drug overdoses and alcoholism? Do you really think the splatter painters were that interesting? Hell no they were boring... Impressionism and Modernism -- all of it is a bunch of bullshit, but they are surrounded by great ideas like this! I need funding! We need a meeeeellion dollars to do this! Call your family connections!
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