I live with 6 Thais, so loads... I'll constantly hear things like, "we're eating, come downstairs when you're lady".
"When I'm a lady? What??? Ohhh, when I'm ready".
Or maybe, "two bottles of beer", and then hear, "ok, two bottoms of beer for you!".
Can't fault them though, because I'm sure my Thai sounds even worst.

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