So here's a review of the worse scene I've seen in a very very long time.
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Irish girl video with Trina Micheals.
The scene starts off with some backing music, it's an Irish Jig!!
The editor is taking the piss with the Irish music. Too loud and too silly.
Also the shooter starts the scene off by zooming in and out. I'm getting dizzy already.
Again a mega fake studio scene I think this is honor of St David's Day more than porn.
This scene could be any girl as so far we've seen little of her, except her rear.
3 minutes in and I had to stop wanking to do an Irish jig to keep in theme with the music. 
8:52 and the guy appears and the editor turns off the fuck awful fucking music (what happened to good fucking music in porn?). 
15:40 into the scene and all that has happened is the guy ramming things into the girls ass, the girl has her lines off pat.
Oh Fuck
Oh Yes
& the occasional "fuck my ass." With about as much feeling as it takes to order a coffee. It's too long, too fake and too stereotyped.
20:00 in and the ass play has finished, I can't believe someone shot 11 minutes of this stuff, it was basically about the girl's ass and this anon guy ramming fingers and toys into her ass and pussy. 3 minutes would of been good, 11 minutes gets fucking boring. If a guy is jerking off he's cum by now, if he's not he's gone to sleep. There's nothing to keep him horny and not get him off.
That's the secret with porn. A man will jerk off for 10 to 15 minutes before cumming, exceptions permitted. This is why most scenes are 20-25 minutes long, including comedy. You intrigue him with the build up, show him some real tease and then start the action. It's like cooking slowly build to a boil and then let simmer.
20 minutes in and it's the first time the girl has really spoken to the guy. OK a stereotype phrase but at least it's something. Now we have 26 minutes of sex.
26;20 and we are getting some fucking. By now a good scene would be on the cum shot. Or fading to black.
To be honest I stopped watching it this point. It's too long, too few positions (they completely forgot Spoons or doggy) too fake and too stereotyped.
There are 1117 screen grabs for 46;28 minutes of scene so one every 4.15 seconds. Who ever thought of the idea of shooting so much of her ass, needs to be given the sack.
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It's meant to be an anal scene. The idiot who wrote this obviously has no clue what an anal scene is. To try and shoot one and miss the classic anal fuck scenes is like making bread without flour. It can be done, but who the fuck wants to eat it.
The shooter didn't know enough to get it right, doesn't care enough to get it right and no one seems to care, just throw it up and fill the site.
The actors clearly weren't bothered either.
Brazzers site is full of this kind of porn. And that's sad because they should be setting new standards of excellence.