Originally Posted by dicksman42

I remember using bacon fat.I was with a girl at a friends house. We were both drunk and she wanted to get assfucked but it wasn't working.She told me to get some lube,I was going to go to the bathroom to look for something.There was a
cannister of bacon drippings on his stove so I handled my business......I fucked her for 10 years after that whenever I wanted