Originally Posted by Far-L

Gayer than Paris in the Spring. Gayer than the Tin Man on holiday at Fire Island. Gayer than John Travolta's raging man-prong when it is rubbing up on the backside of his lookalike body double's leopard print butt-thong and getting tickled by ass hair...

Better check your gaydar... it seems to be malfunctioning.

Now besides that... is there a problem? I am also black btw.

And my ancestors from the Dark Continent were pygmy so go ahead and make some sort of short person crack, cracka...