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Originally Posted by TheLegacy
After being in seminary over 25 years ago I would say no. Wars happen - earthquakes happen etc. - if you wanted to bring God into it - its probably God is tired of hearing all the Charlie Sheen crap on the news and needed a distraction.
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As God sits and ponders how Sheen can WIN so much, he has a eureka moment and says, "Fuck this tiger blood drinking buster, lets see how well he survives an overdose." He then orders Jesus to deliver all the coke in Colombia to Sheen's doorstep.