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DamianJ · 03-05-2011, 03:36 AM

Interior, student dorm room. Scared and vulnerable looking girl is sitting on the bed. Teddy bears and lollypops are scattered around.

Girl: Oh, I am so fucked for cash. I'm going to have to do SOMETHING to pay my rent. I'm desperate.

KNOCK AT DOOR

Girl: I wonder who that could possibly be?

WAH WAH GUITAR IN BACKGROUND, POSSIBLY FUNKADELIC

GIRL WALKS TO DOOR AND OPENS IT, TENTATIVELY. STANDING THERE IS A DIRTY MAN IN HIS 70s. HE HAS A TSHIRT ON SAYING "I HAVE CANCER, PLEASE FUCK ME LOL". HE LOOKS LIKE HE SMELLS OF HIS OWN URINE.

Paul Markham: Hi there. I'm a photographer in the area looking for teens to shoot for non-exclusive magazine porn. I'll pay you 50 bucks.

Girl: Oh. Right. I *do* need some cash. What do I have to do?

Paul: Nothing much. Just a little strip and maybe, if you feel comfy, you could whack this dildo up your self?

Girl: BLUSHES

Paul: 50 bucks....

PAUL WAVES THE CASH UNDER HER NOSE, SHE STARTS CRYING

Paul: Oh come on, no need to cry. It's a quick fifty bucks. Come on, I have my camera here, let's go.

Girl: Well I suppose, if you say it will be quick...

PAUL GRINS LASCIVIOUSLY TO THE CAMERA FADE TO BLACK.

Scene 2

GIRL IS IN HER UNDERWEAR ON THE BED LOOKING SCARED AND UNCOMFORTABLE. PAUL IS ABOVE HER ON A CHAIR AND GETS OUT HIS BOOK OF 24 POSES THAT ARE IN EVERY SET HE SHOOTS.

Paul: Just do these poses and we'll be done.
Girl: I'm nervous
Paul: Here, have a toke on this doobie and a hit of this Jack. That'll sort you out.
Girl: But I don't really do drugs or drink.
Paul: Get it down you, bitch.

FADE TO BLACK

Scene 3

PAUL IS MASTURBATING OVER A NAKED GIRL WHO IS CRYING

Paul: Yeah yeah baby, you fucking love this don't you. I AM FUCKING THE MIGHTY PAUL MARKHAM! YOU ARE NAKED AND I AM WANKING! I am the best pornographer in the world. You are getting well wet aren't you?

Girl: No I am scared and I want you to stop.

Paul: I AM PAUL FUCKING MARKHAM! I NEVER STOP. TIGER'S BLOOD IS IN MY VEINS. WINNING!

Girl: STOP.

Paul: NEVER. Now, look more scared. Really show the camera you are just doing it for the money

GIRL WHIMPERS.

Paul YEAH BABY

PAUL CUMS ALL OVER HER FLOOR IN LITTLE OLD MAN SPURTS.

PAUL THROWS 50 BUCKS AT THE GIRL

Paul: (laughing) There isn't even any film in the fucking camera, you retard.

PAUL RUNS OUT OF THE ROOM CACKLING!

FADE TO BLACK.

03-05-2011, 03:36 AM
DamianJ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A magical land Posts: 15,808	Interior, student dorm room. Scared and vulnerable looking girl is sitting on the bed. Teddy bears and lollypops are scattered around. Girl: Oh, I am so fucked for cash. I'm going to have to do SOMETHING to pay my rent. I'm desperate. KNOCK AT DOOR Girl: I wonder who that could possibly be? WAH WAH GUITAR IN BACKGROUND, POSSIBLY FUNKADELIC GIRL WALKS TO DOOR AND OPENS IT, TENTATIVELY. STANDING THERE IS A DIRTY MAN IN HIS 70s. HE HAS A TSHIRT ON SAYING "I HAVE CANCER, PLEASE FUCK ME LOL". HE LOOKS LIKE HE SMELLS OF HIS OWN URINE. Paul Markham: Hi there. I'm a photographer in the area looking for teens to shoot for non-exclusive magazine porn. I'll pay you 50 bucks. Girl: Oh. Right. I do need some cash. What do I have to do? Paul: Nothing much. Just a little strip and maybe, if you feel comfy, you could whack this dildo up your self? Girl: BLUSHES Paul: 50 bucks.... PAUL WAVES THE CASH UNDER HER NOSE, SHE STARTS CRYING Paul: Oh come on, no need to cry. It's a quick fifty bucks. Come on, I have my camera here, let's go. Girl: Well I suppose, if you say it will be quick... PAUL GRINS LASCIVIOUSLY TO THE CAMERA FADE TO BLACK. Scene 2 GIRL IS IN HER UNDERWEAR ON THE BED LOOKING SCARED AND UNCOMFORTABLE. PAUL IS ABOVE HER ON A CHAIR AND GETS OUT HIS BOOK OF 24 POSES THAT ARE IN EVERY SET HE SHOOTS. Paul: Just do these poses and we'll be done. Girl: I'm nervous Paul: Here, have a toke on this doobie and a hit of this Jack. That'll sort you out. Girl: But I don't really do drugs or drink. Paul: Get it down you, bitch. FADE TO BLACK Scene 3 PAUL IS MASTURBATING OVER A NAKED GIRL WHO IS CRYING Paul: Yeah yeah baby, you fucking love this don't you. I AM FUCKING THE MIGHTY PAUL MARKHAM! YOU ARE NAKED AND I AM WANKING! I am the best pornographer in the world. You are getting well wet aren't you? Girl: No I am scared and I want you to stop. Paul: I AM PAUL FUCKING MARKHAM! I NEVER STOP. TIGER'S BLOOD IS IN MY VEINS. WINNING! Girl: STOP. Paul: NEVER. Now, look more scared. Really show the camera you are just doing it for the money GIRL WHIMPERS. Paul YEAH BABY PAUL CUMS ALL OVER HER FLOOR IN LITTLE OLD MAN SPURTS. PAUL THROWS 50 BUCKS AT THE GIRL Paul: (laughing) There isn't even any film in the fucking camera, you retard. PAUL RUNS OUT OF THE ROOM CACKLING! FADE TO BLACK.