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2 old guys live up on a hill, Walter and Fred. Fred sees Walter out back stacking up 10 cords of uncut wood behind his garage.
Concerned Fred rushes to the phone, and calls the local Sheriff.
"Sheriff Taylor, I'm watching Walter hide marijuana in his back yard right now, he's hid it inside his firewood, like right inside the logs! It's behind his garage".
Moments later, several cruisers and police department vehicles show up at Walter's house, and Fred watches as they rummage through all of his freshly stacked, uncut wood. Sheriff Taylor motions over his crew and tells them it the dope has to be in there, and orders the men to split all the wood until they find the hidden marijuana.
After about 3 hrs and after every log has been split, Fred watches the Police pack it in, and leave, he grabs his coat and crosses the street.
"Hey Walter, you old fuck, I see the cops were just here, they cut up all your wood?"
"Yeah"
"Happy Birthday Buddy"
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