02-17-2011, 10:54 PM
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Originally Posted by blackmonsters
Eurobonics in full effect.
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The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communication, rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year plan for what will be known as Eurobonics (Euro for short).
In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Sertainly sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters will have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter.
In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterrent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.
By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl ritn styl. Zer vil be nomor trubls or difikultis and everyvun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.
Ze drem vil finali kum tru.
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