They all seem to be started by kids moaning about Jack Sparrow..or started by Jack Sparrow moaning about what can only be perceived as playground bullying..
Just chill out..leave the guy to cry and moan...hes not hurting anybody...hes not hurting your reputation on the boards, because nobody listens to the guy..relax..
And No, you cannot bitch slap him - Child abuse is a felony
J