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Old 02-11-2011, 12:24 PM  
Rochard
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I like my local cops.

One time they came over to my house at 2am because I was throwing a party. Both of my garages are finished, and we used the large one as a smoking lounge. The bottom of the garage door up slightly to vent to garage, just a few inches. Cops roll up, ask some questions, say they smell smoke coming out of the garage. Using the remote control I instantly opened up the garage door and they saw ten people smoking cigarettes. They said "keep it down" and left.

Another time they banged on my door at 3am scaring the piss out of me. They said they had a complaint about a domestic disturbance. My wife and I never argue - ever - and it was comical to me. They started asking me why my eyes were red and I told them it was because they just woke my ass up at 3am. Wife comes down the stairs and they say "is there a problem Miss?" and my wife says "Fuck yes, you just woke up our entire household for no reason". They left. No idea what that was about.

Cops are dicks when they have a reason to be dicks. Yeah, there's some bad apples, but as long as you don't do drugs and don't kill your spouse and be nice to them, they won't mess with you.
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