Originally Posted by marketsmart

they always send a prostitute up with the astronauts..

they just put her on at the last minute..

they tried to send a lady teacher up there once, but during liftoff she found out that she was just being sent up as a fuck hole for the the male astronauts and she pulled the wrong lever trying to abort and ended up blowing up the shuttle..

now, they just send up prostitutes and they make sure to chain her up until they are in outer space..

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