Originally Posted by topnotch, standup guy

You're really something else.

You know, it's one thing to be a gutless worm for reasons ranging from having a family to feed all the way on down to just plain being too cowardly to be anything else.

That I can understand.

But you take it to a whole new level. You actually take pride in being the complete and utter douche that you've shown yourself to be from day one.

I pity your bathroom mirror
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