Originally Posted by SongRider

Just fucking nasty... From an old Bass player I used to jam with...

Girl asks her Dad to borrow the car... he says... "sure... if you suck my dick". She yells "THATS FUCKING GROSS DAD"! and storms outta the room. She thinks about it awhile and decides to try again. "Dad... can I PLEASE borrow the car tonight"? He repeats... "If you suck my dick". Well, She really wants to go out so she decides to just do it. She puts his dick in her mouth and screams..."DAD... YOUR DICK TASTES LIKE SHIT"!... Hes says... "Oh thats right... I forgot... your brother borrowed the car tonight".