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Old 01-13-2011, 07:13 PM  
chaze
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Originally Posted by Zayne E. View Post
A hamburger walks into a bar, hops up on a stool and says, "Barkeep -- give me a beer!" The bartender replies, "I'm sorry...we don't serve food here."
ha ha nice,

A bear walks into a bar and the bar tender says we don't serve your kind here. So the Bear goes.... give me a bear! The bar tender says get out of here or I will shoot you, we don't serve your kind. The Bear says.... give me a fucken bear now bitch! The bar tender whips out a gun and shoots the bear in the hand, so the bear bails out quick while bleeding everywhere....

6 months later.. the bear walks into the bar slamming the doors then walks up to the tender and says.... I came.. for the man.. who shot my paw..
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