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Duck walks into a bar, walks up to the barman and says : 'Got any milk?', Barman says politely 'no this is a bar we serve alcohol'.
The duck sits there patiently for a few minutes and then turns the the barman to say 'Got any milk?', again the barman says 'No this is a bar'.
Duck sits back looking about the bar again and says to the barman 'got any milk?' barman getting slightly agitated says ' no i don't have any fucking milk'.
The duck sits back and after a few minutes turns to the barman and says 'got any milk?' - the barman now enraged says 'if you ask me for milk one more time, i'll nail your bill to the bar'.
The duck looks up at the barman and says 'got any nails?' barman says 'no' duck says 'got any milk?'
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