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Old 01-01-2011, 12:56 PM  
seoguyzzz
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new year jokes

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2011






Roses are red; violets are blue
Monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo.
Don't feel so angry, you will find me there too
Not in a cage but laughing at you.







Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.





The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?





I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
then ~ I wrote your name on my heart And I got a heart attack straight away




God saw me hungry, HE created pizza.
HE saw me thirsty, HE created Pepsi
HE saw me in dark, HE created light
HE saw me without problems, HE created YOU.




now its your chance to post few
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