Some Funny Toronto Maple Leaf Jokes
I'm a big Leaf's fan but some of these are pretty funny :-)
Enjoy!
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The OPP are cracking down on speeders heading into Toronto . For the first offense, they give you 2 Maple leaf tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.
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Q. What do you call 30 millionaires around a TV watching the Stanley Cup playoffs ?
A. The Toronto Maple Leafs
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Q. What do the Maple Leafs and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".
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Q. How do you keep a Toronto maple Leaf out of your yard?
A. Put up a goalie net .
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Q. What do you call a Maple Leaf with a Stanley Cup ring?
A. Real Old
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Q. How many Maple Leafs does it take to win a Stanley Cup?
A. Nobody remembers.
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Q. What do the Maple Leafs and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
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