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Old 12-28-2010, 07:52 AM  
GTS Mark
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:tongue Some Funny Toronto Maple Leaf Jokes

I'm a big Leaf's fan but some of these are pretty funny :-)

Enjoy!

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The OPP are cracking down on speeders heading into Toronto . For the first offense, they give you 2 Maple leaf tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.

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Q. What do you call 30 millionaires around a TV watching the Stanley Cup playoffs ?

A. The Toronto Maple Leafs

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Q. What do the Maple Leafs and Billy Graham have in common?

A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".

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Q. How do you keep a Toronto maple Leaf out of your yard?

A. Put up a goalie net .

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Q. What do you call a Maple Leaf with a Stanley Cup ring?

A. Real Old

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Q. How many Maple Leafs does it take to win a Stanley Cup?

A. Nobody remembers.

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Q. What do the Maple Leafs and possums have in common?

A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
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