Walking back to the car in the shopping centre carpark this afternoon, I hear a roar of an engine, and some old woman has either had a heart attack, or just confused the brake and the accelerator, and slams straight into a car in front of her, launching it around 15 feet in my direction (the carpark is sloped, we were downhill).
If I'd have walked out 20 seconds earlier I'd have probably been roadkill.
The way the woman's eyes were rolling back in her head, I don't think she's going to see in xmas day.
Fucked up xmas eve.
Stay safe folks.