Not that I am an Xtian, because I am not but this is a silly reason:
There will be no live Nativity Scene in DC this year.
The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in the United
States Capitol this Christmas season.
This isn't for any religious reason.
They simply have not been able to find Three Wise Men in the Nation's Capitol.
A search for a Virgin also continues.
There was no problem, however, finding enough asses to fill the stable.
Possible donkeys for inclusion:
oh, wait
you did
