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Originally posted by Carol~Pornkings
Ok Here is the deal
I move to Canada
I keep my job cause I love Roger and the whole lot of them truth be told so if I can't have that no deal.
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So far so good. Next....
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Originally posted by Carol~Pornkings
You guarantee me morning sex that is worth me moving before 7am.
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I can certainly live with that. Onward...
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Originally posted by Carol~Pornkings
You do not give me a hard time about
a) working on porn almost all the time
b) checking my email like a crazy person
c) talking to my computer
d) worrying over conversions
e) insisting on good conditioner for my hair
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a) I work on porn all day too. Hello?
b) ditto
c) I will set up a work station for you in a closet somewhere.
d) Worry all you want.
e) I will not only supply you with conditioner but I'll wash your hair for you.
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Originally posted by Carol~Pornkings
You must also guarantee afternoon/evening/late-night/drunk sex that is worth my stopping whatever I am doing. This is to include working, reading, cooking, cleaning, taking a bath, talking to the cat etc...
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I will have no problem stopping you for sex and interrupting you while you are doing any of those things.
Hmm, no mention of back rubs or foot massages. Guess those can be your bonus.