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Ok Here is the deal
I move to Canada
I keep my job cause I love Roger and the whole lot of them truth be told so if I can't have that no deal.
You guarantee me morning sex that is worth me moving before 7am.
You do not give me a hard time about
a) working on porn almost all the time
b) checking my email like a crazy person
c) talking to my computer
d) worrying over conversions
e) insisting on good conditioner for my hair
You must also guarantee afternoon/evening/late-night/drunk sex that is worth my stopping whatever I am doing. This is to include working, reading, cooking, cleaning, taking a bath, talking to the cat etc...
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