Originally Posted by Si

It's meant to be a joke but I know what you mean

This actually happened to me the last 3 days....

On Monday, I was cutting a sandwich and slit my little finger with the knife.
Tuesday, I came home with some shopping and went to close a door and caught the next finger in the door and split the skin next to the nail.
And today, I burnt the middle finger frying an egg.

I think tomorrow I better wear gloves all day