SpaceAce

OK, we already knew it because of some of the weird Japanese porn sites and those "shitting figurines" but damn... I just happened to channel surf into the end of a Japanese game show.

First: A person is engaging in an activity where they run up hill while big papier-mache boulders are rolled down on them. After the competitor got knocked over by a rock, the commentator said "Nothing hurts more than passing a stone that size!"

Second: The narrator refers to someone as [First name] "blood in my stool" [last name]. Ther announcer then goes on to make about four more crap jokes.

Third: There were a shitload (ha!) more ass-and-crap jokes.

Now, one contestant is nicknamed "brass balls" and another is a husband-wife dentist team. The announcer says, "He's an oral surgeon and she just likes oral."

This is all in about three minutes of game time. I wish I could remember all the other scat references.

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