Originally Posted by MisterPeabody

Four ways to go here:

1. Be cunning, Machiavellian: signup to GFY 3+ years ago and, at the very same time, secretly signup your friend as an aff somewhere, maybe to MaxCash. Then, when "verification" is needed: stats from industry cohort.

2. Signup to GFY "innocently". Start stating your opinions. Find 99.7% of fellow GFY posters think you're a twat at best and a dousche monkey at worst. Scramble to create fake GFY identities, the cyber equivalent to "pretend friends". Pathetic but seemingly popular choice.

3. Have a life. Come to GFY to read crazy shit from the above. Make money.

4. Fake your own death. Come to GFY, post your crazy-broken-down-bullshit old war stories and quickly become unpopular on GFY much like in real life. Fake your own death and start posting under a new identity all the while mourning the loss of your "old friend". Don't bother changing anything else about the nonsense you post or the manner in which you post. Continue to tell outrageous bullshit stories and stand by your ridiculous death story even when it's painfully obvious that nobody buys it. Also known as "becoming the longest running joke on GFY" option.
Carry on.