Originally Posted by CunningStunt

Have you heard about the Tempura Shelter? It's for lightly battered women.

Q: What's the first thing a woman does when she gets out of the battered wives' shelter?
A: The dishes if she knows what's good for her

Q: How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
A: Marry it.

More later...when the wife's not watching, she'll beat me if she sees these.