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Have you heard about the Tempura Shelter? It's for lightly battered women.
Q: What's the first thing a woman does when she gets out of the battered wives' shelter?
A: The dishes if she knows what's good for her
Q: How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
A: Marry it.
More later...when the wife's not watching, she'll beat me if she sees these.
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