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Originally Posted by Fletch XXX
honestly if someone gave me a case of bud light i would give it to someone else. prolly my brother, who at least recognizes how good newcastle is but says he liked bud light ha!
no offense to bud drinkers, i just like ales more than american lagers.,
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In the early '80s my band at the time was sponsored by Coor's Light. We had tons of that pisswater shit dropped at our feet, and had to deal with coked out reps who looked like Lon Chaney, Sr. from London After Midnight. Idiot suit wearing asshats who tried to make the tour an ass-kissing bro-fest nightmare. Every city, a different rep. Always the same guy with a different name. Night after night...
One asshole wanted us to fly a COORS LIGHT fucking banner behind the drumkit or they'd yank the sponsorship. It wasn't fun while it lasted.
Bud Light's no better. I've accidentally drank pissed in bottles full of cigarettes butts that tasted better than that shit.
The moral of this story is this: No matter how bad things get, no matter how hard life seems; you're smarter than a suit-wearing product rep.
That, and light beer is shit.