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Shoot porn in your backyard. Usually does the trick. Make the fences high enough to not get arrested for kids hearing or seeing it - but be real obvious about it.
I.E. - Make out with models scantilly dressed on your sidewalk, have everyone talk real loud about porn shoot stories, overstuff the driveway with cars, shoot the pretty girl pictures on the front lawn, hire only screaming orgasm models... etc.
All the neighbors will move. Trust me.
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