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Do they have a public pool? Go swimming in your thong. Actually, every time you go outside, wear a thong.
Dig up your grass and gravel your entire lawn, and add in some pink flamingos for good measure.
Pretend to be a Jehovah's Witness and try to convert all your neighbours.
Declare the air space over your house a "no fly zone" and threaten to shoot down anyone that flies over it.
Just a few off the top of my head.
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