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Flaky Porn Chick Excuse of the Week - Held Down and Forcibly Shaved!
I had a girl booked for a double shoot today--the first a solo & b/g hairy shoot, and then we were going to shoot just a scene and stills of another guy shaving then screwing the girl.
My assistant, who lives near her and was going to give her a ride (yes, she doesn't own a car), got this text from her about 7:45 this morning:
FWD: Hey i have really bad news. I have to cancel today. My stupid bf held me down and shaved my bush. I dont have Marcos numbers and he my bf is here and im not going to be able to call him or text. Can u please let him know? Im so sorry.
Some background: She does have my number. She did a shoot for another producer yesterday, and got paid. Earlier in the week she paid a driver to take her to buy new lingerie as she said her boyfriend discovered she was doing porn, got mad, and BLEACHED ALL HER UNDERWEAR while she was at work one day (no, he doesn't have a job).
Of course, we (me, my assistant, my client, her agent, and the two guys she (ironically) fucked out of work today) don't believe her story. And it makes no sense--is it actually possible to hold someone down and shave their pubic hair? Though it might make sense if you're not thinking clearly, perhaps after being up all night or something . . . .
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