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quiz in elementary school ...
Teacher: "what is green and hops?"
Guy: "A FROG!"
T: "yes, correct; but it cudda been a grasshopper too"
T: "what is brown and runs thru the forrest"
G: "A DEER!"
T: "yes, correct; butit cudda been a bear too"
guy (mumbles, swears silently) ... then asks:
"teacher, what goes in hard and comes out soft?"
the teacher slaps him in the face and yells, "NAUGHTY BOY!"
G: "yeah, correct; but it cudda been a chewing gum too!"
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