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a freshly in love young couple drives down a lonely highway when the guy has a silly idea ... "dear, if i speed up to 100mph, wud ya strip for me?" "sure darling" she replies and as he puts the pedal to the metal she undresses until she is finally fully nude. the guy is totally aroused and tries to grab her; which causes him to drive the car into the trench; it overturns several times and the girl is thrown out while he ends up stuck in the wreck. "get help" the guy cries ... "where?! and good lord, I AM NAKED!" ... "take one of my shoes to cover your crotch and run back to that garage we just came by" ... she does as told and hurries to the garage ... the service-station attendant stares at her while she slowly catches breath again - then she begs "help my friend to get out!" ... he calmly lowers his eyes on the shoe covering her crotch, spits out and says "sorry ma'am, he's in too deep already"
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