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Old 11-03-2010, 01:56 PM  
kane
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Funny incest report story

I have several friends who are cops. One of them told me this story today.

He spent the first part of his career working for the county and he was stationed in very small, very redneck little town that is way out in the middle of nowhere. The town has no police department of its own, they only have the county who runs a small office up there with just a few officers. He is getting ready to go on duty and his having coffee and getting any news he needs from the other two guys on duty when there is a knock on the front door of the office. They go out there and find a woman who tells them she needs to report a rape. They bring her inside and sit her down and ask who was raped. "I was raped,"she tells them. So they ask her to describe what happened and she said, "You know, I don't mind fucking my brother every now and then, but when he just comes home drunk and takes it, that's wrong!"

I will never be able to think of that place again and not wonder if there are any drunk brothers looking forward to getting some sister action when they get home.
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