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Old 10-27-2010, 11:05 AM  
Paul Markham
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Just a few.

"I don't look 35"

"Is this work going to be seen by anyone?"

After booking a girl for the day. "Can we hurry up as I have another shoot at 1.00"

"I don't usually get my period this week"

"Is it a problem having all those Zits on my bum/pussy?"

"Do I have to really kiss her/him"

"This is my best side"

After doing an awful fake orgasm or moaning through a scene. "This is what I sound like in real life"

And another favorite. "Why can't my boyfriend watch?"

"Last month XYZ paid me $2,000 for solo girl work." To which I answer "Then go work for him." To which she answers "But he doesn't want me anymore"

"Is this for Playboy?"

Could write a book.
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