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Originally Posted by Phoenix
travel time by sling shotting around the sun and crossing the event horizon in a black hole
dont forget the whale on the way back though or earth is doomed
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I tried that once and came face to face with a tortoise balancing the universe on his shell.
All I remember are the words, "Never again..."
BTW, the whale I was talking to on my way down turned into a bowl of petunias - exactly 6.741 seconds after I became a pornographer...
Now I spend my life hiding in a corner and hating peanuts and hugging my towel.