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Originally Posted by Vendzilla
I turn 50 this saturday, I'll be at the exotic erotica ball that night. I'll be smoking some Bubba Kush, drinking spice rum and dancing with girls younger than my daughter.
Getting old isn't that bad if you do it well, I started needing reading glasses when I was 42, just like both of my parents. Nose hair sucks, but driving down the road, looking in the mirror and seeing a long hair dangling from your ear is funny, just yanked it out. I just started getting on a diet, I've been over weight for 10 years and I'm going to do something about it, low carbs seem to be working.
I'm just glad I still get morning wood, I doubt I will ever need viagra. Also I don't look like I'm 50 which is even better. I look at the women my age and see most don't age very well, so I date younger, LMAO
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I didn't set out to date younger...she just came into my life organically...
something that cheers me up...seeing some of the people I went to highschool with on facebook...and how fucking old some of them LOOK. It's pretty scary....receding hairlines and throngs of gray hair all over the place...
I think what keeps me younger looking is I stay active, I don't smoke (except the very occasional hookah), drink or taken any drugs (beyond a daily multivitamin), so my body responds with the odd weird ear or nose hair, but not with too much sagging, graying or aging.