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Old 10-20-2010, 09:16 AM  
Vendzilla
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I turn 50 this saturday, I'll be at the exotic erotica ball that night. I'll be smoking some Bubba Kush, drinking spice rum and dancing with girls younger than my daughter.

Getting old isn't that bad if you do it well, I started needing reading glasses when I was 42, just like both of my parents. Nose hair sucks, but driving down the road, looking in the mirror and seeing a long hair dangling from your ear is funny, just yanked it out. I just started getting on a diet, I've been over weight for 10 years and I'm going to do something about it, low carbs seem to be working.

I'm just glad I still get morning wood, I doubt I will ever need viagra. Also I don't look like I'm 50 which is even better. I look at the women my age and see most don't age very well, so I date younger, LMAO
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Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
think about that
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