Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat

I had two whales at once this one time. I was drinking tequila all night and shit got crazy. Crazy bad. Just like a National geographic orgy. Two whales started blowing me right in the middle this college bar, I couldn't resist going home and harpooning the pair of them. I'm rather glad NG wasn't there to document the occurrence. Now that I think of it I took down quite a few whales in my younger days. It's been a while, but I'd probably be lying if I said I would never do it again.