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Originally posted by american perv
you are a liberal if....
Rules.
1. You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.
are you refering to here or abroad?
2. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.
wtf are you smoking?
3. You have to believe that guns, in the hands of law-abiding Americans, are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese communists.
I am a liberal and I liberally beleive that any responsable party over the age of 21(18 is to young) should be allowed to decide for them selves if they want to carry a gun...if you ment to say the democrats then yes you are correct they are to anal on the gun law and I think one of their weaker points. but hey to error on the side of not killing someone as your motivation vs killing thousands of innocent people to get one guy, (oh yeah we did not get either one of them did we)? as your motivation ,gee I think I will have to side with the dems!
4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.
or you can be republican, and decide for the people what they are allowed to call art based on your determinations, and to hell with those pansies that don't like what you say.
5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate, and more affected by yuppies driving SUVs.
somebody should actualy read some legitiment reports, not listen to the profit motivated study's conducted by the beneficiarys...can you spell haliburton? oh I am sorry it is subsidiarys not subsidy's that you use to cover your spending habits, and pay offs to crony's...
6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial, but being homosexual is natural.
sex with the same gender if male is not good by me, but the right to choose your own partners, and turn ons is, Gay people are some of the most productive people in our society, they are senators, congressmen, mailmen, police officers, etc.... to say they are bad because of their sexual preference rather than their abilty's or their desire's to perfom the function they do best in a peaceful society, what should matter...
7. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.
capitol punishment is well deserved in some instances, but DEAD wrong in others, the sytem of "just fry the cocksucker" is broken, to many innocents getting in the crossfire, needs to be fixed then you may have something to talk about!
8. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity. If the shoe fits.....
9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists from Seattle do.
wtf hunters are great respectors of nature, all the ones I know anyway! The loony activist onjly make themselves look stupid when employing draconian tactics, No true liberal supports this kind of extremism, it is youth trying to find a cause to believe in, they need to be guided better, and not lied to as often by their leaders, then mayby they will grow up before it is to late... did you....
10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.
when you are young and learning yes it is....
11. You have to believe the military, not corrupt politicians start wars.
Nope again, I think that corrupt politicians like...well you know people out for their own greed start wars... the military has to actualy do the fighting so you know they don't want to start any unnecassary wars... I mean the truly necassary ones not the power necassary ones...
12. You have to believe the NRA is bad, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.
they both are to narrow minded as a group that is bent on destroy6ing rather than building, still not a true liberals stance on either count...
13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.
I do think atm fees are to high, but I do not think that it is anybody's right in a capitolist society to regulate that, it is up to the two party's conducting that transaction,period. Taxes are misused not deficient in their income...but again the republicans are the ones most guilty of this, what is important to you? a school, or a couple of thousand more rounds of ammo to shoot up some more rocks, so that you can pay your friwends to go clean the rocks up?
14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, General Robert E. Lee or Thomas Edison.
robert e lee is a racist pig! but his place in that ugly part of our history should definatly have a high place in history, as to teach the children about bigotry
who the fuck is barbera sanger...er margerat striesand? thomas jefferson, what are you kidding me who doesn't learn about him, I bet even all the erou's here could tell you his story...gloria stienam needs to mentioned with MLK, andother leaders that have fought for their rights to come out of oppression.
15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides aren't.
NO ONE should be given any advantage for their race on ANY matter... the tests as they are now do give an advantagfe to the more affluent kids.. but color is not the factor, class perception is...
16. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried, is because the right people haven't been in charge. Huh?
17. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal
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The typical republican stretch the truth move... beasty, and gay are not the same and nobody has ever said they should be treated as such!
any other questions ?
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