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Old 05-20-2003, 04:32 AM  
Joe Sixpack
So Fucking Banned
 
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Australia
Posts: 3,793
Quote:
Originally posted by lil2rich4u2


His heart wants the porn, but his mind wont allow him to pay for it (or is that his wife?). He clicks the link out of curiousity, follows the splash into a tour that gets his dick into a semi ... goes to the next tour and he is fully erect and ready to spend!!!!

Rather than whip his CC out he closes the tour and goes to shemp.com to find a nice pic to blow his load to.

minutes after blowing his wad, as he plays with it on his chest and marvels at the masses of sperm he generated ... he smirks to himself and realizes how much money he saved by not buying into the tour, and he lives the rest of his life telling all his friends about shemp.com and telling them never to buy memberships ever again.
Why won't you go away.
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