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Originally posted by lil2rich4u2
mmm as the banner flows directly into the sales text, the surfer has his eyes pulled directly to a link thats just demanding to be clicked .... but he doesnt. He instead allows his gready mind to scroll down the page and run up my BW bill a bit .... after seeing some free porn he comes across another banner on the bottom that just will not take no for an answer! ...
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His heart wants the porn, but his mind wont allow him to pay for it (or is that his wife?). He clicks the link out of curiousity, follows the splash into a tour that gets his dick into a semi ... goes to the next tour and he is fully erect and ready to spend!!!!
Rather than whip his CC out he closes the tour and goes to shemp.com to find a nice pic to blow his load to.
minutes after blowing his wad, as he plays with it on his chest and marvels at the masses of sperm he generated ... he smirks to himself and realizes how much money he saved by not buying into the tour, and he lives the rest of his life telling all his friends about shemp.com and telling them never to buy memberships ever again.